Earth guy

Hello today i am really into blogging about random topics!  So i decided to write about the most unknown part about me - earth guy.  My snake pet i always have with me on old canyon cat! You know, with the top hat and eye glass? fancy huh!?
Well did you know he is just as important as old canyon cat is to me? He even has a story! Just like old canyon cat has one too..  i will tell you about that one tomorrow!

Earth guy, Commonly known as "Old canyoncat's fancy lookin' green snake!"
He has a black top hat, A cane, and a eyeglass, He is a raddle snake - a friendly raddle snake! who would of known this little cute snake would have a cute story?
Well one day earth guy, was slivering into jamaa township, He had no family, No home, And he didn't have his fancy suit yet. While he was slivering threw jamaa township, He ran into a mean jammer named Rosy Sassy Pear, And said to earth guy "You're ugly! EWW! a snake! He probably has GERMS!" He said with his british acsent "I am no GERMY MUT! I am a raddle snake!" Then she said "Thats even worse! get this thing away from me!!" Then Earth guy bursted out with anger. "YOUR JUST SCARED! HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME BY THE WAY I LOOK??" then a wolf, named old canyon cat who seemed very sweet came up to earth guy and said "Don't hurt him! OR YOU SHALL SUFFER!" And earth guy looked confused at old and thought "this girl seems too have the exact same personality as me! i would of said the same thing.." And then old screamed "GET OUT OF MY FACE! I HOPE YOU BURN IN A WHOLE!!!! I WISH YOU WOULD DIE IN A WELL!!!!!!!!!" And then rosy screamed and ran.  Old canyon cat looked at earth guy, and earth guy smiled. then they knew they would be best friends for life.